Your Mum

A moment of utter annoyance.

Oh Your Mum, I just farted and followed through.

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not your sister

a gorgeous woman who you have so much in common and love so much that she could be your sister

sarita is sooo crazy sexy cool im glad shes not your sister so you can have relations

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Your Mom!

reply for: your mom !

guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!

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In your face

見たか！恐れ入ったか！

I got a babe from a cheerleading squid, and you failed. In your face

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to your point

Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them.

Her: I don't think we should see each other anymore. You're just not there for me emotionally and I need more than that.

You: To your point, I think we should limit our relationship to strictly sexual, and I look forward to that. I’m glad we agree on this.

Can also be used in the 3rd person.

Jim: Peyton Manning rules.

You: I’m with Jim on this one. And to Jim’s point, Tom Brady is the best QB in the NFL.

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keep your tongue in your pocket

shut up

hey, stupid. keep your tongue in your pocket.

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in your eye

when a man EJACULATES into the girls eye- perfect 10~~!!! its a goal- right in the eye

in your eye... bitch

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