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Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.
When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.
"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."
A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches
Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop
The act of cleaning up your cum after ejactulating
After I busted a nut, I dry my swimmers
An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse
Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.