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When someone hooks up with ex-girlfriend, fuck buddy or anyone else the he has previously had sex with usually out of desperation
1. Guy 1 "Looks like Blaze is tapping the old well again"
Guy 2 "LOL"
2. Guy 1 "Hey man i'm really drunk and horny, I may have to go tap an old well tonight"
Guy 2 "Shit man"
While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.
I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.
someone who can't stop drinking beers because the can't forget the mistakes they have made in life, causing them to never have any retirement money so they have to work until they die after they get dump by their wife that they have been married to for 30 years.
My dad is a 52 year old
Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.
Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
Person from an earlier era, but still kickin’ it with a demeanor of confidence, coolness and togetherness, and looked upon with high regard or respect.
That FOG is a legend, just like the Dos Equis guy, he has that Old School Swagger.
Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
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It means when your attracted to someone, not sexually, and you want to get to know them before you make love to them and basically hand over a big part of you. When you think of sex as something sacred and not just as a one night stand. This goes for both men and women. When men don't have shame to express feelings to a woman and when women truly like a guy and doesn't take them for granted.
Guy #1: yooo mannn how was that party last night did you bang her brains out ?!
Guy #2: No, man you know i don't do that. I really like Jennifer and I'm taking her on a date and tell her how much i like her.
Guy #1: wow your such an old-fashion lover
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