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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024


Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 27, 2022


Kirkl Jerk

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand

I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.

by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021


pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022


Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person

Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!

by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023


jerked a dooby

to jerk off

i juss jerked a dooby and nutted so hard

by lil tyb January 23, 2011


Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 1, 2010