criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

Limit the cross

Only legendary Pakistani people whom I don't know speak this and he is definitely not a cricketer.

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Boyfriend: you have limit the cross
*Goes to buy milk*

Max cross

A max cross is a person who doesn’t leave there house and sits there playing fifa all day. A max cross can be referred to as a lazy fat imbread cunt whose breath smells like they have eaten six shitty nappies.

Max cross is such a imbread cunt isn’t he