Shadow people

Shadow people

People 60 and older. A forgotten generation. Homeless or nursing home residents. Someone adult children don’t have time to listen to or include in there lives. Adult children have moved far from, hoping someone else will see about.

Shadow people:
I am a shadow person. Alone and forgotten. Homeless or nursing home bound. Living their lives out trying not to burden anyone.

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Bush people

Bush people are shadowy figures who began to stalk you usually at night after you smoke a shit ton of weed and start tripping. You can sometimes see them duck behind bushes and/or go behind walls to avoid detection when you look in their general direction. Even if you don’t see them you feel their presence and it’s some fuck shit.

Josh: Man I was tweaking last night of dat Godfather OG last night I started seeing bush people and shit

Ronnie: Damn bRo dats crazy

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Face-People

THe Zealots that report every mundane thought/activity on Facebook

I thought Face-People were mundane , now we've got "Twits!"

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crackwatch people

Idiots spending all their time waiting for gamecracks.. all day all night waitin for new cracks, nolifers, wastemen

Youre crackwatch people dude, you dont have a job!

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White people

Europeans who betrayed us and went to America and crossbreed (probably raped) with locals.

White person: I'm 5% Italian so that makes me Italian 🤓
European 1: You hear this dumbass?
European 2: Yeah, all white people think they're us.

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White people

the entire cast of the movie "The last airbender" also known as the worst live action adaptation ever made

"look at all these white people!!!"

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white people

people who dislike definitions about them & also claim they’re the most common race in the world when clearly asians are

White person who will definitely disagree with this: No! We ARE the most common race!
Me: But there are over 4.4 Billion asian people..
White people: *dislikes my definition*

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