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Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
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Usually after looking away from the urinal, pee leaks onto or in the hand holding or supporting the male reproductive organ, thus creating a fist full of piss.
"Todd didn't wash his hands even though he had the biggest piss fist i ever saw!"
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A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.
Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
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A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.
"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."
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I heard this many times what I was in Australia:
Somewhat inebriated to very drunk
We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.
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when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.
My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.
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1.where urine comes out of the PENIS
2.also used as a dirty name
1.i went to the bathroom and my piss hole was burning
2.your a fucken piss hole!
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