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pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

by Guillaume Levert March 3, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.

Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!

by Ilovemesomeme January 25, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocket-Man

A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.

"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"

by Victoria B March 22, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


pisshead's pocket

The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than ยฃ10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.

I've got a really bad case of pisshead's this morning - I'm jingling all over.

by Seanipops April 16, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


nature's pocket

The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.

1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"

2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."

by Cylyk November 6, 2002

14๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Phipple Pocket

Vague. Nonspecific.

You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Phipple Pocket". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now that would also happen to be very f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you.

(Phil driving his car) - What a Phipple Pocket that guy is!

(Quinn is wasted) - She is such a Phipple Pocket...

(Brian wearing khakis) - Do you see that Phipple Pocket over there?
Smack it, flip it, Phipple Pocket, oh no!

by Bizz-natch September 9, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž