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An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
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Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.
Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!
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A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"
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The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than £10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.
I've got a really bad case of pisshead's this morning - I'm jingling all over.
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The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.
1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"
2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."
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When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.
Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.
Guy #2: Epic fail.
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Lil Wayne's pockets used to be overstuffed like the comedian Bruce Bruce...
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)
But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
Man, Lil Wayne's pockets must be so fat after all the air time he's been getting on the radio lately.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
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