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Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.

Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!

by wjodjfs November 4, 2011

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Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit wouldโ€™ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019

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dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

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Poop face

If ur reading this Iโ€™m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

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poop scab

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"

How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!

by Xander1588 July 19, 2010

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poop tagger

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from

(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"

by rob $ April 14, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

by CJ Westlu July 5, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž