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a comic book character created by the Gor (god of random)
who does absolutely funny shit.
kid:man have you read volume 6 of potato man
man: yeah it was...
kid: random yeah!
man: no! Chicken and cheese!
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A very black potato that has 88% autism and 22% down syndrome and the only word the potato can say is ¨Potato Nigger
Hey look at my Nigger potato doing a triple backflip!
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A man with large testicles/gonads dipping them into the mouth of a unsuspected individual...
I was at the office and I saw Quincy potato sacking Ericson
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When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good
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when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad
Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.
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When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!
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A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
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