purple devil

A magical being. The purple devil is a beautiful creature from many different sides of Mexico. The purple devil has the ability to make you very happy or very sad. Beware when he is behind you he may startle you with his masculinity.

That purple devil is so sexy. Mmmmm.

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purple zebra

gnarly looking stomach stretchmarks

Look at that fine ass chick over there. She's got purple zebra all over her stomach. she must have a huge kid. Im gonna ride that purple zebra tonight.

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purple fuck

after discovering the were nicknames for the the five dollar bill (fin) and this twenty dollar bill (queen) common newfoundlanders decided there should be a nickname for the ten dollar bill, hence the purple fuck

yo man, whats on the g-o my homie. did you bring your purple fuck? tonights gonna be off da hook!

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Purple Apple

a fruit that is incredibly cool and stuff. used to be random when you feel unorriginal. no dirty connotation in canada. pure innocence and i invented it.

wat are you going to do today?
i dunno, probably apple, purple or generic.

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purple rain

I heard that purple rain means "sperm". I never thought of it that way, but it kinda makes sense because it is known that many of Prince's songs are dirty. (e.g. "Erotic City")

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain

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purple octopus

When 8 gay men lose their virginity together.

Is that a purple octopus?! or Did you hear John, Ben, Steve, Rick, Victor, Zach, Harry and Andy purple octopused last night?

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Purple Head

Purple head is when a girl pulls on a guy's dick so hard while sucking that it causes his head to turn purple.

My girlfriend Debra and I wanted to take our relationship the the next level last night and so she asked me if she could suck my dick. Since I was feeling horny, I pulled my pants down to my ankles and let her do her job. She started to suck on it and felt good. Ten minutes later, it started to get rough and so she took her hand and gave my dick a good tug. She pulled on it so hard that I screamed. My face turned purple. It was the worst night of my life. Purple head really hurts.

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