Purple Ghost

See houdini, but with four black men instead.

Loquacious says to jamal, "yo i whipped out my purple dick."
Jamal- "What'd you do with it?"
Loquacious- I ran a purple ghost on some ho.

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purple zebra

gnarly looking stomach stretchmarks

Look at that fine ass chick over there. She's got purple zebra all over her stomach. she must have a huge kid. Im gonna ride that purple zebra tonight.

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purple fuck

after discovering the were nicknames for the the five dollar bill (fin) and this twenty dollar bill (queen) common newfoundlanders decided there should be a nickname for the ten dollar bill, hence the purple fuck

yo man, whats on the g-o my homie. did you bring your purple fuck? tonights gonna be off da hook!

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Purple Apple

a fruit that is incredibly cool and stuff. used to be random when you feel unorriginal. no dirty connotation in canada. pure innocence and i invented it.

wat are you going to do today?
i dunno, probably apple, purple or generic.

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purple rain

I heard that purple rain means "sperm". I never thought of it that way, but it kinda makes sense because it is known that many of Prince's songs are dirty. (e.g. "Erotic City")

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain

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purple octopus

When 8 gay men lose their virginity together.

Is that a purple octopus?! or Did you hear John, Ben, Steve, Rick, Victor, Zach, Harry and Andy purple octopused last night?

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code purple

What you say when a flagrantly gay person walks in the room.

see also code pink

person: "oh shit, elton john just walked through the front door, code purple, I repeat, CODE PURPLE!"

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