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Airport Security: Are you carrying an explosive devices?
Woman: Just this bomb pussy.
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Another word for a vape pen.
Business man: Pussy stick?
Randy: Yeah you know penis pen wussy vape lady joints.
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Something that is of extraordinary quality, applies on subjects ranging from kitchen appliances to music. Can also be used as a joke, generally with no specified subject.
This joke was originally invented as a way of saying something that has never been said before, and was later used as a way of being certain that what you said had only been said a certain number of times before. It was only after the 28th of june 2008 the concept of liquid pussy became common.
Oh my god! This is a bottle of liquid pussy!
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When a female blackmails a male, who she plans to or is currently having sex with, by not having sex with this male until certain terms are met. Basically, her vagina is not open for trade and commerce.
Male 1: Dude I haven't messed around with my woman in a week. She's put in place a pussy embargo.
Male 2: Dude, what for?
Male 1: She won't have sex with me until I stop having beers with the boys every night.
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a women's vagina that is rough, feeling much like sandpaper. It can be because of the women herself, or because of a long day at the beach. Both are uncomfortable and can ruin intercourse with a roughed up penis
My girlfriend just got back from the beach, but i coudn't fuck her with her sandpaper pussy.
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To have one's feelings hurt in a sissyfied manner. To be become over emotional in a feminine manner, similar to a "bitch baby". Most effective when used toward another male peer, and or a male subordinate.
Don't get all pussy bruised about me telling you that I donkey punched your sister.
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