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Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!
im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"
When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.
He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.
getting to jiggle some boobs or seeing boobs being jiggled in your face.
so we were sitting at the bar and this chick comes up and "put some joy in my life"...
The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.
CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:
when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.
hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?
one of your options when the mutha fuckin law is in your rearview mirror
"Shit, man, the motha fuckin laws behind me. What the hell am i gonna do?"
"Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor"
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That's weird. Nothing's moving.
The only thing that fell was this little box.
What's inside?
*🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿*
🗿.
What?
It's a box of 🗿.
A box of 🗿?
That's Rediculous.
You can't put 🗿 in a box.
*🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿*
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