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{Noun} : where a cunt gets there clothes and personal belongings from .
Cunt: your on pingas dickhead
Me : where do you get your clothes from ? Cunts 'R' us ?
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Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson
Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!
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When one of your friends announces he or she has to pee, and suddenly you have to pee, too.
I thought I could make it the whole flight without going to the bathroom, but when Nicole and Eric went, I really started feeling the pee-r pressure.
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It's like what R Kelly got caught doing; Except in this case the girl urinates on the guy. Also, being underage is not a requirement and should be avoided at all costs.
Lynn: I'll be right back. I haven't been to the bathroom since before lunch, I really gotta pee.
Me: Now'd be a good time to try that Reverse R Kelly thing I read about on Urban Dictonary. Are you up for it?
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JD Sports, a chain of 'sportswear' shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of Britain - Kappa, Nike, Burberry etc.
'I needed a t-shirt to paint in, so I went to Chavs R Us. I've never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.'
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Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not
This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!
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