Ring of Fire

Anal sex eight hours after you've fed your gal a good hot Indian curry - vindaloo works best!

"I fell into a burning ring of fire,

it went down down down and the flames went higher,

and it burned burned...

that ring of fire!"

~Johnny Cash

Ring of Fire works incredibly well if she was loaded on beer at the time... just feel the burn!

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Ring of fire

'Propping' two match sticks between a womans arse cheaks while dry humping her raw anus.

'Shiiit maan i popped a blood vessel on my bell fuckin this bird in the Burning Ring of Fire'

Rehipnol + Random Bird = Wide Brown Eye

'Fuck me this new girlfriend of mine loves a Spicy Shyxta

Usually performed with the ghekko

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blowing an o-ring

When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.

"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"

"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"

*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*

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State Championship Ring

The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.

Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.

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3 ring circus

a man having sex in a 4 some with 3 females all on the nuvia ring

sandor is the ringmaster of the "3 ring circus"!

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Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

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dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

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