A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it
For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream
can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!
"When the chuff coming river?"
Rivers is a kind boy who cares a lot about other people and will always spare his own pain over a friends pain.
If you know a Rivers think yourself lucky that you have someone who cares about you so much.
Me:"Rivers is sutch a great friend"
Other person:"I know,he's so nice"
He is a guy who say yeet a lot
Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet
Person 2.He totally trying to be river
River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
River I love your eyes!
River YOURE so attractive!
River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on
" I worship the ground River walks on, they're drop dead sexy"