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Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?
When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
A mall that was once the place to be, but now exclusively crazy people hang out there.
"The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."
"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.
A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
A barber shop... but only for your balls.
I stoped by the ballber shop this morning to get my pubes manscaped. Jimmy asked me about the wife and kids as he cleaned me up and gave me a fresh fade down there.
A person who is basically a neck beard, only wears clothes from thrift stores and never washes them nor themselves
That kid ian that tries to be hipster and smells disgusting, yeah he's so thrift shop white