Summer Tests

At the end of each school year before you leave for three holy months the bollox teachers give you tests that define your learning for the year

E.g 1:Teacher: “This is all preparation for your leaving/junior cert. The summer tests are very important for your school profile.

E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”

Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.

SUMMER ALONE

literally the best artist out there rn bro

“whos summer alone?”

Me: “are u deadass”

summer taco

A word to describe the most sexy perfect amazing human on the planet.

Sara: look at Emily she’s looking like such a summer taco

John: ya she’s looking good

Summer cut

A very short haircut over the summer.

“Dude! What happened to your hair??”
“It’s a summer cut. Old English sheepdogs do it every year.“
“Man, you don’t know about sheepdogs.”
“You don’t know about summer cuts!”

Jew boy summer

Basically a term for jewish boys to enjoy their summer by making money , controlling the banks and stealing land

who ready for jew boy summer this year ?

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