Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

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talk on levels

It’s when two people presumably a boy and a girl are talking on a certain degree it’s often noticed between two people for a very long time such as close friends maybe someone u have known for years or maybe someone u potentially like such as your tits are massive can I play with them but in a jokey manner and obviously the girl will take it as a joke because you talk on levels

Talk on levels is Bf and GF settings or really really close settings
People can say certain things in a way when talking on levels things that shouldn’t be said usually but because there close they are allowed

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Audie talk

Talking by means of using adding an "-h" after every "s" letter, excessive use of caps lock when excited/shocked/happy or to just greet other people by name or simply by "hi" or "hello", replacement of the word "my" and "mine" by "moi", overuse of childish phrases and expressions, doubling a verb/noun, and putting the letter "y" at the end of most nouns.

JA: OMG OMG OMG ITSH MOI BIIIIRTTTTHDAAAAY!!!
LOOH: Are you doing the Audie talk?
TDO: Obviously, she does.

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Puss talk

when a girl cries from being seriously injured, so you rebully her and reinjure her and try to teach her to get sexually harassed and assaulted as well. It makes her stop crying for a second. Especially used on physically ill in the late 1900's by clown possy's, slave drivers, greeks, and satanic believers.

She walked bad so we gathered our smarts and cursed her with our puss talk, she cried and we never saw her again.

the girl cursed with thier puss talk was voiceless and ready to keel in cold shock.

Puss talk leads to internet blow jobs.

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Bunny talk

Fluffy, cutesy talk used by the opposite sex in an effort endear themselves to you.

Dude, man, get off the phone with that bunny talk, I'm trying to play my videogames.

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con-talked

A "mashup" between "Convinced" and "Talked".

Friend_1: "Dude, let's go to UMF in Miami this year! There's gonna be 14 stages and 100's of DJs, and 60,0000 people!! It will be great. I'll even buy you some Sam Adams"

Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"

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sausage talk

The constant stream of references to meat and meat by products spouted by a snausage.

"Damm... Mike wants a tubesteak... Gimme a bite of that sausage... I love beef jerky..."

"Jesus Christ, Adam, enough with the sausage talk!"

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