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Tap dancer

Cancer.

He's really poorly, he's got tap dancer.

by Joinerlee February 19, 2018


tapping the mound

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis

The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018


Road-tap

(verb). The act of sexual intercourse with a random person on a road trip.

When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.

Sorry for being late, I had to stop for a quick road-tap.

by kpthetapmaster69 July 14, 2019


tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


Tap Tap

Used in conversations that are, usually, one sided attacks, on an off-guard, or unsuspecting (usually male) person, generally from their girlfriend, wife, woman, side-piece, or mistress, the term is used by the person that was on the receiving end of the attack, at the end of the conversation to signify their resignation towards the conversation. This term was first used circa 2000's when the UFC was gaining in popularity.

The phrase tap tap is the verbal form of tapping out in the sport of MMA. One may tap out due to punishment that cannot be adequately defended, or possibly against a training partner, and you let them complete the submission to give them confidence.

In the conversation the male is usually minding his business, engaged in some activity, or possibly even talking and listening to his female, providing her kind, loving, and helpful support, when she launches a vicious tirade upon him, regularly about nothing, and starts taking shit out on him, then after he has had enough and get irritated, speaks his mind about being attacked for no reason, and she is unable to explain herself, he may choose to conclude the conversation with, "Tap tap, I'm out." or "I'm good, tap tap."

This statement can be used to signify that one is withdrawing from the conversation and are tapping out from speaking any further, or it can signify that one is tapping out from that conversation and all future conversations (tapping out from the relationship altogether)

Her (Amy): "I was asked to do Gina's job for her! she was on the phone, and talking with guys, instead of doing her job, so *I* get punished?"

Him (Bob): "Emotional support, or a solutions conversation babe?"

Her: "Both"

Him: "You're right that is bullshit, they are lucky to have you. Maybe tell the boss what she's doing?"

Her: "Now it's my responsibility to have to talk to the boss about HER?! You really think THAT'S fair Bob?! Just like you Bob! You're siding with her because you think she is hot, huh?!"

Him:*Confused sigh and shoulder shrug* "Amy, I don't know Gina. You shouldn't have to talk about issues of others to the boss, but that is the situation that you are in, and you wanted possible solutions."

Her: "So, which is it then Bob? Do I tell the boss that she is screwing around at work, or should I just do her job for her then, since you 'Haven't even met'?"

Him: "Enough, you're attacking me, I've been supportive to you, why are you taking it out on me?"

Her: "Just like you Bob, always making everything about you, I'm not attacking you, when did I 'attack' you?!"

Him: "You're being overtly rude and sarcastic to the solution that I gave. When you implied that I would side with her over you, when we have been together, for what now feels like too many years now."

Her: *Starting to cry* "Now you are saying that we have been together too long. You are always so mean and rude all the time! I can't live like this anymore!"

Him: "Okay, I'm good, tap tap. I'm out."

by Malicor Baal July 20, 2023


You off flowing taps.

An off tap that flows.

you off flowing taps.

by official kski May 25, 2020


tap master

A guy who is a wiener tap and spooter around all the time

Wyatt was being a tap master today.

by Lil spooter man January 1, 2018