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Slang for the hardware/homeware/automobile/outdoors store Canadian Tire, as popularized in "Trailer Park Boys"
"Common Julian, you sayin' you can't send someone with 2 bucks to the Canadian Mah-Fah to get a new ball?!"
When a man ejaculates in a woman's vagina, puts rassberrys around it and proceeds to eat out her vagina and make fart sounds on it.
Whipped cream is optional.
Paul: Yo, I gave Susan a Dirty Canadian Rassberry last night!
Sebastian: Sweet! How was it?
Paul: It was AMAZING.
occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.
So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.
When one pours maple syrup into another's asshole and proceeds to suck/lick it out.
I tried to get Kelly to give me a Canadian Sap Sucker last night and she wasn't down, I even had the maple syrup ready!
when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.
1: that girl was just begging me to Canadian bone slam her, so I did. I also played some Rick Astley
The only type of sex in the country of Canada.
Since she was a Canadian, all we could do last night was Canadian-butt-fucking.
When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.
How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.
"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."