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Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
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This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
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Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.
Jizz in my Pants, haha.
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To screw up something that was a sure thing.
Hey how'd your calc test go?
Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.
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Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
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When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.
"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
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The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.
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