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coochie monster

when a girls vagine has like 7 layers

the coochie monster just ate my dick

by j e n n a November 6, 2020

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bucket monsters

Is a game orginally created by Lee Yang and Joe Hughes in the days of their youth..

The games goes like this... Firstly you gotta nip round the back of a homebase or b&q store... you then find an empty bucket or crate and put them over your head.

Now on 3 you shout "bucket monsters, coming to get you!" and run at the other person while they run at you.

You don;t ever win, but do a little better each time

it's like jousting but without a horse or lance.

Lets play bucket monsters

by Legotipex February 18, 2008

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monster slam

when two monsters procreate.

hey 'paul' im going to slam that monster bitch over there. The monster ambles over to the monster bitch 'oi'm going to slam you' ( he says it in a strange 'irish monster accent') The female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. 'Slam me' she says
'hey nigel' says paul, that is classic example of a monster slam

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snatch Monster

An evil giant walking talking foul smelling vagina that makes everyone around it angy and miserable.

That girl is a nasty statch monster.
What a fucking snatch monster.
I hate that snatch monster.

by thispersonhereisme April 27, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


k monster

someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.

looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.

k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,

"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"

my mate ricky is such a fuckin k monster he can devour 2 grams of k in 2 lines, this is all very well apart from he's the driver.

by N4TE July 17, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

by Pimpin November 21, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Little Monsters

1. A nickname that Lady Gaga AKA "Mother Monster" has called her fan-base.

2. The kind of people who doesn't have any respect for other celebs, but their "Mother Monster". They do nothing but worship her feet & stick up her ass. Some of them are very online addict, like 24/7, looking for their idol's updates.

3. Another term for them as "Hyenas", animal that devour every pray(Celebrities) who stands in their only possession's way(Lady Gaga).

Little Monster #1: Omg, Adele just won many Grammy's Awards, what the hell?!
Little Monster #2: I know! I thought we're doing the right thing on the Poll Online. I made many accounts just to cheat the vote so then "Mommy" can win, I don't understand!
Little Monster #1: That fat bitch doesn't deserve those awards, only Gaga can have them, nobody else!
Little Monster #2: Hey, I have an idea, let's recruit Little Monsters & brag Adele on Twitter about her weight!
Little Monster #1: Yeah! Even though your idea is so childish & pathetic, It wouldn't matter for our "Mother Monster". It'll be so fun!
Little Monster #2: Of course, we will do anything & everything for our "Queen(?)" to accomplish, including sabotaging many pop artists who comes across to succeed.
Lady Gaga: My Little Monsters, haven't I told you about bragging every celebrities? Haven't you ever heard my words on the Campaign? Don't you guys remember, or have you forgot about that? Now bullying is a very foolish thing to do.
Me: Bitch, you haven't done nor said anything to your fan bitches, it's your fault that they're out of control. Now that you've called that shitty name, they actually take it so serious, have you ever thought about that? So, please, do the world a favor & stop this madness before they bring the Apocalypse!

by ChillxPill November 6, 2012

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