yellow brick road

the serial dating of Asian women, usually by white men

Matt: Ever since dating Judy Wong in college, I've been pretty much following the yellow brick road exclusively.

Chris: Dude, there is no Oz at the end of that road, only a brood of whiny halfies

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high road defeatism

When left wing politicians lose to the dirty tactics of right wing politicians because they feel that their personal integrity is more important than protecting their constituents.

Alternatively, those left wing politicians who have embraced the fact that keeping their position (and income via corporate paychecks and inside trading) only requires maintaining the appearance of high road morality, which is easy enough to do by acting stupid and pretending not to notice when their supposed political opponents act in bad faith.

American People: The Republican Party has been subsumed by foreign money and fascist elements. They've now taken over the major branches of government in a way that the checks and balances system no longer works, enacting policies that represent a shrinking minority of the populace. At the same time, they push fake conspiracies and promote false reality constructivism to fabricate invisible enemies to justify their bullshit. Why do you keep pretending like they aren't acting in bad faith?

Democrats: When they go low, we go high.

*Democrats proceed to seize the high ground while Republicans proceed to seize the Supreme Court*

Anyone with a brain: High road defeatism is not a winning strategy.

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rimming the road

The modern day "down with it like four flat tires". One is so hip and with it they are called "rimming the road".

Chris Rock is rimming the road in comedy.

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Dirt Road Romeo

A guy who likes the have sex with other guys.

Hey thilly, Leths go to the local gay bar and try to pick up a THcruptious Dirt Road Romeo.

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road rape

The intense explosion that occurs when the attacker, generally a tractor trailor, meets an unwary wilderness creature, the victim.

That deer is in fifty pieces, thats some bad road rape.

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Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.

I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!

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road rules

What you say if you think a road is neat.

This road rules!

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