THE F&%#@%& MUSIC INDUSTRY
TAYLOR SWIFT>>>>> the rest of the universe
Who is Taylor Swift?
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A 27 year old female who achieved more than you motherfuckers out there. She has 10 grammy awards and she's the only female and one out of three persons who earned two album of the year awards. She is known for her amazing voice and her amazing songs which teaches us about life. She also shake it off while you haters are hating. She's a tough and good looking female who is down to earth.
Haters: I fuckin hate Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift: I don't give a damn
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Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is an American singer-songwriter. One of the world's leading contemporary recording artists, she is known for narrative songs about her personal life, which have received widespread media coverage.
Taylor Swift is a 28 year old pop singer from Reading Pennsylvania
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Loves to finger kids arseholes and also has a forehead bigger that most peopleβs futures. He also loves to be pegged
Adam Taylor loves to finger kids arseholes
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American reality TV personality known for her reality show Pretty Wild with her sisters Gabby and Alexis Neiers (who was involved in the Hollywood Bling Ring robberies.) She became Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year in 2010. Basically she wanted to be famous, so she got her tits out for an old saggy man.
Person 1: Can you remember that show Pretty Wild that got cancelled?
Person 2: Yeah that Alexis Neiers got charged for them Bling Ring robberies on Orlando Bloom and other celebrities.
Person 1: Yeah and her adopted sister Tess Taylor got her tits out for Playboy and was Cyber Girl of the year.
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The Taylor Page is when you do something very funny and embarrassing and everybody laughs at you.
Dude1: Man, did you hear that Billy did The Taylor Page?
Dude2: SERIOUSLY?? He fucked a black chick!? While drunk??
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When you hookup or fuck a chick then leave with no explanation and no response
He taylorganged that chick
That chick was Taylor gang Ed
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