Christian Kelly is a big strong man who is deeply in love with his girlfriend and he loves sex, he is know as the "SEX GOD"
I would love Christian Kelly to Penetrate my vagina all day
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Dates a lot of girls to get closher. Usually a hoe.Does not have many friends.
"Ew that looks like a Christian Kyle"
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Made up by hell bent Wiccans, in order to ease their fears that the witchcraft they practise will send them to hell.
Thus the need to also include Jesus, just in case the goddess they believe in is evil and they can cry out they were confused on Judgement Day
Trish was a Christian Wicca which in other words was a hypocrite as people cannot serve two masters.
Thus her stupid mixing of faiths is sending her to hell.
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1.Balls,nuts,testaclus...ect
2.panthers that have exepted jesus as there lord and saviour
"Watch it fake ass bitch"
"suck my chirstian panther"
"oh you mother fucker..."
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A girl which does not like cock for her entire life up until her marriage.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend just won't put out for me.
Guy 2: That's because she's a christian lesbian.
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A Gay 18 year old Virgin that plays Pokemon and has glasses that is poor and a retard to, hes 18 and in the 10th grade.
Dude have you seen that Faggot Christian Lamb?
Yeah, that kid is a fucking creep
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Christian dick is just Christian's dick it is very large Christian is black he has a girlfriend that's loves it her name is maison she trys to touch it and to perform oral sex on it sometimes Christian dick is almost 7 inches long maison loves that she thinks it mediam Christian is 12
Is that a remote in your pants
No it's just Christian dick
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