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tough cookie

A snarky, obstinate person who appears to be definiant for no good reason, although they likely have one and aren't telling you. They are masters of walking the line between displaying affection and acting like they don't care.

Watch out for emoticons like this

:^)

I would have married him, but he was a tough cookie.

That broad is one tough cookie!

by blochhead March 11, 2010

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[nub cookie]

A insult used in gaming langauge, much like nubcake. this word is normaly used when some1 says somthing completly stupid and some1 else calls them a nubcookie for their stupidity

p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.

Mike:'Hollands in germany aint it?'
Sim:'No mike u nub cookie, holland is a country'

by Mikelol November 5, 2008

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Cookie Water

Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.

Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.

by araxx January 11, 2017

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Thumbprint Cookie

While you are having sex with your partner doggy-style, you insert your thumb into their anus.

β€œBro, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and gave her a thumbprint cookie!”

by 8M0 October 21, 2020

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Cookie Waffler

Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.

Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies πŸ™πŸΌ) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️

David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."

David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"

George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."

by Cookie Waffler April 19, 2021

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cookie lady

Lady in your neighborhood (normally in the hood) who sell snacks such as takis

Hey Tyrone wanna go to the cookie lady and buy some shit?"

by Realhomedawg January 4, 2016

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Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

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