Eat my fuck

Expletive phrase employed by persons wishing to attatch no gender-based or sexually orientated connectation to his or her verbalized confrontation and or response.

"Eat my fuck, you swaybacked, infantalized whore."

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bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.

Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!

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Eat you out

Oral sex in the vagina,

In basic terms licking a cunt.

Person A: I want to do one more thing with you
Person B: What then?
Person A: Eat you out

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shit eating grin

The smirk on one's face that makes you want to punch it.

Larry thinks he's funny with his shit eating grin.

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eat a bag

Used as an expression of disbelief.

"Did I ever tell you that Aaron went on a date with Pamela Anderson?"

"What?! Eat a bag dude."

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Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

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Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

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