French Dancing

The act of Having Vaginal or Anal Sex.

Sentence:
"Damn girl I think I might be Pregnant. I was French Dancing with my man all night without a Condom."
-French Dancing DOES NOT include Oral Sex-

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French reach around

When the French go around a front in a war against South Africa to land on the western coast.

ISP: There we go, look at that, the ol' sneaky French reach around!

french horn

While sucking a man's dick, using one hand to finger his asshole and the other hand to caress the back of his spine.

Tammy just gave me a french horn, it was awesome!
or
I just got french horned by Tammy rock on!

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french sex

potato in butthole

the word french sex is when you put a potato in asscheeck

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French Sponging

The act of wiping human residue off public facilities using a french baguette

Stephen entered Snow Hill Toilets armed with a baguette and proceeded to 'french-sponge' the residue from the toilet seat in cubicle 4 - therefore he had done some french sponging

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cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

She speaks French

In Germany, "she speaks French," is slang for "she sucks dick really good."

This might quite change the image you had of 5sos' Try Hard

"She speaks French, I think she's fluent."

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