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What Will Smith wants for YouTube Rewind
“I would want Fortnite and mark ass brownie
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The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.
I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.
A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.
If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.
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"Four fingers in the front, thumb in the back. Dip in, pull out and twist with both hands. Let dry and take home as a memento."
I don't even feel short-changed for paying $16 for my first Makers Mark!
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A phrase used to greet your best friend Mark, typically after you've engaged in a rooftop soliloquy about not hitting your future wife. (If this doesn't ring a bell, do yourself a favor and watch "The Room"!!!)
Johnny: I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark!
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A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
A fictional character created by Michael Scott in an episode of The Office.
Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.
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