Random
Source Code
Random
April 29th is national dip day, so get your friends and make some chips with dip
friend : did you know it’s national dip day
you : wow really?
Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
Jessica: I'm running out of pads!
Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!
On the third Thursday of every March, it is National Taco Thursday and you literally have to eat tacos or a clown will come to your bed and eat your face off while you are sleeping.
Hey bro it's National Taco Thursday. We better go eat some tacos today.
A real shithole. It’s a nation often run by ghetto thug warlords, without running water or toilets, thus a bunch of shitholes to shit in. The people are the best, but the governments are evil.
We tried to take food and clothing to the people of a third world nation, but the government seized the goods to keep their people starving because its a shithole.
a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.
"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"
August 3rd... Is the day you will post, talk, and try to love you firstlove again!
Happy national firstlove day, because you are the first male I loved !
National men's day is a day to not only celebrate men but also boys for there hard work and love they give
Hey look it's national men's day oh I better till my husband/boyfriend how much he means to me