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when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang
bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?
bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!
A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"
Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"
old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her
mom spider
When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.
I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.
Women who want at least one man in their lifetime to have killed themselve's because of them. Or over them.
That girl is a succubus spider.she wanted that man she was with who killed him to kill himself over her.