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Drinking so much Guinness beer that you are hypothetically in the running for a world record.
Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
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A person you have no interest in and would only consider being intimate with if it was the end of the world and there was no one else left.
Oh hellllll no, there’s no way I’d smash Taylor unless the world was ending. She’s an end of the world option for damnnnnn sure.
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Rapper 2Pacs 3rd released solo album, one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially succesfull albums of the 1990s. Released in 1995.
Is part of The Source Magazines short 5 Mic List, and was included in there 100 Best Hip Hop Albums of All Time.
The album was recorded during probably the most difficult time of 2pacs life. All his friends around him were either dying or backstabbing him. He had recently been shot and was mobile via wheelchair, on top of this he was juggling his time between studio sessions (recording of this album), and court appearances for a felony rape case he was fighting.
Many songs on the album seem prophetic in nature. Nearly every track allures to a young death, and incarceration. This album is 2pacs thug life masterpiece.
Was the first and I believe only album to chart number one on the billboards while the artist was in prison. 2pac finished the album before he went to prison for the rape case, but it was released after he was locked up was Rikers Island.
Had three excellent singles.
-Dear Momma (An ode to single mothers everywhere)
-Temptations (Song about how hard it is to be rich and famous and not cheat on the women you love)
-So Many Tears (A heartfelt track that captures pain like no other song ive ever heard in my life.)
He discusses many topics that alot of young men coming from ruff backgrounds to this day still relate to.
Truly a classic. Great album for all, but especially a must buy for anyone living the thug life. It will touch you.
"I lost too many niggas to this gangbanging/
My homie died in my arms last night with his brains hangin'/
I had to tell him it was alright/
But thats a lie, and he knew it when he shook and died/ I smoke a blunt to take the pain out/ And if I wasn't high I'd probably try to blow my brains out, lord knows/"
-Lord Knows, Track number 8, Me Against The World
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books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.
Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence
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A war in which over 56 million lives were snubbed out and people like to debate about who made the biggest contribution in winning against the axis powers.
1939 - 1945 NOT 1937.
Country Men in war Battle deaths Wounded
Australia 1,000,000 26,976 180,864
Austria 800,000 280,000 350,117
Belgium 625,000 8,460 55,5131
Brazil2 40,334 943 4,222
Bulgaria 339,760 6,671 21,878
Canada 1,086,3437 42,0427 53,145
China3 17,250,521 1,324,516 1,762,006
Czechoslovakia — 6,6834 8,017
Denmark — 4,339 —
Finland 500,000 79,047 50,000
France — 201,568 400,000
Germany 20,000,000 3,250,0004 7,250,000
Greece — 17,024 47,290
Hungary — 147,435 89,313
India 2,393,891 32,121 64,354
Italy 3,100,000 149,4964 66,716
Japan 9,700,000 1,270,000 140,000
Netherlands 280,000 6,500 2,860
New Zealand 194,000 11,6254 17,000
Norway 75,000 2,000 —
Poland — 664,000 530,000
Romania 650,0005 350,0006 —
South Africa 410,056 2,473 —
U.S.S.R. — 6,115,0004 14,012,000
United Kingdom 5,896,000 357,1164 369,267
United States 16,112,566 291,557 670,846
Yugoslavia 3,741,000 305,000 425,000
All of the above except for the axis powers contributed to the end of the war and none should have there bravery taken away by overpatriotic fools.
To all our glorious dead. Lest we forget
World war ii was won by all contributing nations.
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The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.
I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.
World Cup Style is a sexual move addon; The definition of performing any named sexual act while adding "world cup style" to the end, meaning performed in front of a large crowd that are blowing horns.
Traditionally, this activity can only be performed for one month every four years.
Guy 1 - "Dude, my girlfriends being a total bitch"
Guy 2 - "Tell her to STFU and give her a nice Hot Karl World Cup Style"
"She was getting out of line, I had to give her a David Copperfield world cup style"