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The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).
"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"
"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"
-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-
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A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James
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Gettin' high, fast and its feel Twenty Years until Midnight or next day
Yo man I was so high it felt Twenty Years 2 Midnight
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the worst steve carrel movie, a horrible film that was not funny and generally over-hyped. the movie had a funny concept but wasn't funny.
dude did you see 40 year old virgin?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?
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You know what I mean
Edgy 13 year olds that scream RAWR XD down the hallways. Those ones
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Used to describe something that is disturbingly out of place, or otherwise is taboo. It references the Jackson Burger.
Dude 1: Man, did you see that ride?
Dude 2: Screw that, Jackson, Pink is 40 year old meat.
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The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.
Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*
Last online 7 years ago