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Usually an old and delapidated vehicle driven by drunk american indians.
Some paiute just crashed his War Pony into the reservation casino.
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a black guy that thinks he can be a pimp WHILE being bitch dependent and whipped by one girl.
coon: yo man im a pimp
me: naw you cant be a pimp because your bitch dependent and pussy whipped.
short version= art of war
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A minor north american pissing match that took place in the shadow of the napoleonic wars.
The bone of contention seems to be who burned down who's towns, and the fact is the Canadians and British burned down nothing. The American forces did in fact burn down York, however, when British troops marched on Washington, the American troops looted thier own capital and started most of the burning. The Brits showed up to toast bread and make tea. Meanwile, up north, the Canadians, who had successfully claimed back the city of York, got busy on perfecting Lager Beer and started goofing around with something called Hockey.
American: We've never lost a War!
Canadian: What about the war of 1812?
American: WE KICKED YOUR ASS! We burned down Toronto!
Canadian: Relax, eh? Jeez, here, have a beer. So, when can you come back and burn it down again, Eh? It kinda smells bad.
American: Hahaha! We've Never lost a War!
Vietnamise: 'scuse me, what were you saying?
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Popular fantasy franchise masquerading as science fiction. Features archaic and unrealistic political structures (Monarchies, empires) for galaxy-spanning civilisations. Technology includes armoured vehicles that would get seriously pwned by 21st century human technology, spacecraft with hideously under-powered and and low-range weapons (Even WWII battleships fought at greater ranges!) Small arms no self-repecting soldier would be found dead with (Low powered blasters that fire 'laser' bolts that fly as fast as arrows, no decent kinetic weapons like assault rifles, railguns and gauss guns)
Completely unrealistic 'force' powers (Hence fantasy not sci-fi) Superweapons that have to be the size of small moons in order to destroy planets (Ever heard of anti-matter?) And basically an overall grip of the realities of science, sociology and biology (Humanoid aliens are present - Star Trek is the worse offender for this though) that's as shaky as his Holiness the Pope. And he's pretty shaky.
The Star Wars films are fun to watch, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's sci-fi.
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A war involving mucous, in which one or more people who are getting a cold come to work anyways and infect a large portion of the staff through the usually careless spread of mucous (ie: sneezing, coughing, wiping your nose with your hands and then touching shit that other people have to touch). War ensues when one of the affected parties returns the favor at some other time.
If Eddie McBeddie thinks he's that important to come to work and spread his freaking cold germs, then I'm afraid I have no other alternative than to chastise him severely and declare mucular war.
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A zio-war is a term to describe wars that are funded on both sides by "Jewish banker families" like the Rothschilds and Rockefellers to advance the "Jewish Agenda" and ultimately achieve "world domination". Usually these wars are fought by non-Jews (goyim).
guy 1: hey bruh I think I'm gonna join the military
guy 2: nah bro don't do that, you'll just be risking your life fighting zio-wars.
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conflict oriented movies dealng with war, death and the over all killing of bad guys.
dude you got "Brave heart"? i'm in the mood for some war porn...
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