Nipples so cold it will rip your shirt off
she had some Icee tits during a concert.
An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.
(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"
(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."
(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"
Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.
That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.
When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.
Alexia has a proper set of onion tits
Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat
Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!
An unathletic male observed in a body of water with an atypically large, unmuscular chest.
After letting himself go for a number of years, Eric decided to embrace his new physique by becoming a world renown tit-swimmer.
A pair of teabag resembling tits that are so small they could be shown during a PG movie.
I went back with this chic, started getting down to it, took off her top and they were so small I asked to check her ID. Proper PG tits. Still smashed it though.