Being distracted by something at a moments notice.
Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
Writing SQL code...
SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...
When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...
1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.
squirrel stew is stew made with squirrel
"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"
The lips of a black person.
“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips”
When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
When you place a squirrel on your dick then spin it.
I squirrel twirled a squirrel really fast on my dick
An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"