oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.

Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...

toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."