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Van jr is a really sexy guy with a long hard dick and loves to make out with manny and loves manny more than savi and van doesn’t give a single shot abt savi and van can smack someone on the forhead with his powerful dick 🤤😫🫧
OMG is that van jr sexy HATD cock daddy!?
Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.
Adam Van Horn is such a hunk
I know right Adam is such a stud
Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...
wow that van der zee is verry awesomely weird...
~The Gatekeeper of Memes~
Also known as "Doctor Dark" in GTA
Person 1: Is that Mattijs Van Tiggel?
Person 2: You mean The Gatekeeper of Memes?
a boy who attends Marshall High school in his 3rd year. His well known trait is that he is a pussy. Ranks out each time his group of friends want to do something cool. A fanboy of the beatles thinking that they are the best. A loner, boring, dull, ranker, strange boy who looks at hentai and decideds to masterbathe.
person: hey luigi lets go smoke some weed
luigi: no. i dont want to get in trouble and besides i have to buy ice cream