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This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking
Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”
Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen
Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....
the best thing to have if u have a step sis it has many tasks u can wash clothes get ur step sis stuck in there
-man my step sis got stuck in the washing muschine
-man of culture i see..
When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.
Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.