weed monkey

An individual given to using marijuana on any occassion. An irrational prediliction toward weed smoking.

Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.

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Graveyard Weed

Weed that is laced with embalming fluid.

Mike:Damn this is the best weed I have smoked.
Chris: Hell yeah it is. Its Graveyard weed.

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Coat Weed

Tiny pieces, flakes or perhaps even buds of Marijuana, which fall out of pipes, bowls, and carelessly closed plastic baggies into the coat pocket during transport.

In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.

Bob: "Hey Doug you got any weed eh?"

Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."

Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"

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weed joint

Marijuana cigarette

Snoop Dogg asks Martha if she'd like to smoke a weed joint, to which she responds, "You mean a wee jae?"

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weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

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Weed grandma

Your grandma that doesn't tell your parents that you smoke and is also your dealer

Jim: hey I'm outa weed
Tom: let me call my weed grandma

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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

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