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river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 07, 2018


ghost whales

A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.

*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017


Orca Whale

Someone who has a bigger-than-life persona, a big spender, Someone who's Over-The-Top

In Las Vegas, an Orca Whale is a gambler who consistently wagers large amounts of money. High rollers often receive lavish "comps" from casinos to entice them onto the gambling floors, such as free private jet transfers, limousine use, and use of the casinos' best suites. This is because he's a big catch.

1. Business Context / Sales teams hunt for Orca Whales, those ultra-high-net-worth clients who bring in seven-figure deals.

2. Gambling Context / The Blackjack Dealer realized he was in the presence of an Orca Whale from the way he bet—this guy was dropping $100,000 a hand without blinking

3. General Metaphor / Strippers love when the Orca Whales come in, they're the guys who just don't make it rain, they flood the place.

4. I'm moving to LA Kansas is too slow for me; I feel like an Orca Whale in a small pond surrounded by a bunch of guppies.

by TopHat Marv April 22, 2025


Milk whale

When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.

"Damn, I just milk whaled her."

"Let's milk whale."

"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."

by takethistoyourcave July 14, 2016


divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 04, 2023


E-Whale

A content creator who spends an incomprehensible amount of money for their audience.

Person A: That streamer whinnaay is such an e-whale
Person B: Yeah, she whales so much on the award winning mobile game Genshin Impact

by T3ooo April 07, 2023


Wrinkley Whale

A old man cock

"I heard Joe Biden has a wrinkley whale"

by Bahma February 23, 2025