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suus why is very sus and literally predicted among us (im still trapped in a grammarly ad, don't you think?)
You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.
Knocking can be used as a very versatile word. It could mean joking, failing, messing around, fucking, etc. Meaning is up to context of the conversation.
“you look like an idiot, why you knocking?”
“bitch, are you knocking that guy?”
“girl you have to be knocking right now”
Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.
it can be a flirty way of saying they want to talk more
why did we ever stop talking? - IM IN LOVE
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.
Why do I feel like vomiting is a sick story.