*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.
"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"
A Dibble Man is a man who likes to fiddle with young women, and elderly men.
Guy: Oi mate it’s a dibble man, his names probably jimmy.
A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
A man that is spicy in words,insulting people and don’t caring about other opinions
Blud1:yo bill is so fucking annoying
Blud2:yea he doesn’t even care like he’s a saucy man
An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
My neighbor is an Fish man Dan
A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.
Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.
Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !