rat man

a best friend who needs a non-offensive nickname

“fucking rat man”

Rat man

Someone who will betray and or do something scummy for the pleasure and or enjoyment

Damn that guy just camped me what a fucking rat man

Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

2 man

2 guys one girl

Yo bro you see that shordy let’s 2 man her

2 man

when 2 boys and 2 girls go on a double fucking session

boy 1: broooo my dick is so sore
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu

boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho