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mac the muscle man

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg

mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7

by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021


Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022


rat man

a best friend who needs a non-offensive nickname

fucking rat man

by tripod man February 21, 2024


Rat man

Someone who will betray and or do something scummy for the pleasure and or enjoyment

Damn that guy just camped me what a fucking rat man

by A real rat man myself January 8, 2021


Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020


EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020


The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024