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When you latch onto the vag like a pitbull to get your way
She wouldn't blow me so I had no choice other than to bite her out
Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up
Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
To burn one on your lunch break, getting high
Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.
When your so drunk on a night out you pass out and yourhead fulls into a seventeen year olds lap.
Wow bro I’m so drunk I just passed out pasta
'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down
'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'
'sorry I can't I'm skint'
'noooo don't poo out'