I remembert

When you remembert 😊

I remembert when he touched me

R I P

It’s supposed to mean: Rest In Peace, but most people just say it when you have a double period of English so you know you won’t die all sad.

Person 1: I have a double period of English!
Person 2: R I P
Person 1: Fuck my life

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.

Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive

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I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.

Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive

i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”