I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

cov+I

A group of people who never had sexual intercourse

M: Yo you saw that that Girl?
P: Nah Im Not ready for anything im in the cov+I

I dont give a quarter of a fuck

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.

Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.

Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

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